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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby Lori Koonce » Fri Dec 02, 2011 9:53 am

Something I think should be a bumpersticker or a t-shirt

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Live like a dog :: If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away!

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby David Loftus » Wed Mar 07, 2012 11:06 pm

Hope you guys have seen this one in your environs:

"Don't believe everything you think"
War is, at first, the hope that one will be better off; next, the expectation that the other fellow will be worse off; then, the satisfaction that he isn't any better off; and, finally, the surprise at everyone's being worse off. - Karl Kraus

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby FrankChurch » Thu Mar 08, 2012 1:34 pm

A good one from the Occupiers: "you screw us and we breed."

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Postby Moderator » Thu Mar 08, 2012 2:36 pm

Please don't honk. You'll wake the driver.
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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby David Silver » Wed May 09, 2012 4:15 pm

On the back bumper of a truck I saw this morning delivering produce to Lucky market:


"I support green peas."
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We grow old because we stop playing.

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby Lori Koonce » Wed Jun 13, 2012 5:03 pm

Found on Facebook

Live your life in such a way that the Westburo Baptist Church will want picket your funeral.

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby FrankChurch » Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:36 am

Lori, it doesn't take much. You merely have to breathe.

Jesus said, "father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Sounds pretty distinct to me.

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby Lori Koonce » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:03 pm

FrankChurch wrote:Lori, it doesn't take much. You merely have to breathe.

Jesus said, "father, forgive them, for they know not what they do." Sounds pretty distinct to me.


Yeah, but in their case Jesus also said "...Do unto others as you would have done unto you..." It really funny how many christians seem to want to ignore this, and then wonder why the rest of us have such disdain for them.

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby Steve Evil » Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:48 pm

The other day at Asda, I saw "Jesus loves you all, but he loves me best."

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby Lori Koonce » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:03 pm

Steve Evil wrote:The other day at Asda, I saw "Jesus loves you all, but he loves me best."


Along those lines "Jesus loves you, but the rest of us think you're an major asshole"

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby FrankChurch » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:08 pm

Ha, ha, send that one to Dawkins. haha.

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby Lori Koonce » Thu Jun 14, 2012 2:18 pm

FrankChurch wrote:Ha, ha, send that one to Dawkins. haha.


That's your job Frankster, I don't hate the man.

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby FrankChurch » Tue Aug 21, 2012 4:10 pm

Saw a classic folks: "My Lord desires spiritual fruits, not religious nuts."

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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby David Loftus » Sun Nov 18, 2012 10:38 pm

"Annoy a Republican, Think for Yourself."


Even better, I saw a button on a woman's backpack that said:

"Think outside the Fox."
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Re: Great Bumperstickers

Postby FrankChurch » Fri Nov 23, 2012 2:56 pm

"I'm Straight, But My Mind Is Large."


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