THE PAVILION ANNEX

[RocRizzo]

who's Tom?

hi Tom!

Sorry Rick. I meant Rick.

[Moderator]

Huh?

(Tom, meet Rick. Rick, meet Roc. Roc, this is Tom.)

Y'all's confusing me.

[Kafkahead]

Huh?

(Tom, meet Rick. Rick, meet Roc. Roc, this is Tom.)

Y'all's confusing me.

Well, all you need now is a Harry and you can start your own barber shop trio.

[FrankChurch]

You can get Steve Evil and Duane and me and we can start a barbershop metal band. Big wax mustaches that shoot sparks, I can rub my crotch on a huge neon barberpole.

We will open up for Ozzy and Motley Crew.

[Rick Keeney]

My barbershop band is not for every Tom, Rick, and Harry. We only cover DIO.

[RocRizzo]

AAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

I suck at names... I DID mean to thank TOM to begin with!

[Lori Koonce]

sits back and giggles as the local boys make themselves look ever sooooooooo silly!

[FrankChurch]

Lori, you can be one of our background singers.

[Moderator]

I can rub my crotch on a huge neon barberpole.

I believe they call that frottage...

And the Hell you will.

[Lori Koonce]

I can rub my crotch on a huge neon barberpole.

I believe they call that frottage...

And the Hell you will.

Yeah that's what they call it, and I think he's talking about the stripped thing that sits in front of some barber shops hon, not what your perverted little mind is thinking....

[Kafkahead]

I can rub my crotch on a huge neon barberpole.

I believe they call that frottage...

And the Hell you will.

Yeah that's what they call it, and I think he's talking about the stripped thing that sits in front of some barber shops hon, not what your perverted little mind is thinking....

Fun Fact: Frottages have their origin in the dual nature of the very first barbers, who also had the simultaneous profession of doctors and apothecaries. The red spinning stripes of the pole? Blood from the desanguinated.

[RocRizzo]

I can rub my crotch on a huge neon barberpole.

I believe they call that frottage...

And the Hell you will.

And here I thought they called it static electricity.

[Rick Keeney]

see, now this is some funny stuff

[FrankChurch]

Kafta, I am a metal fan, we only bathe in the blood of the goat.

And, eww.

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Barber, with this weather here I may just freeze my wee pecker off. You may have saved me.

I will gladly let you ride my jump seat, but unlike Connelly I will not let you get shot.

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Keith Cramer, don't know if you lurk around here, but never, ever compare me to Ray. That guy was hit by the turniptruck after falling out.

Thanks for the compliment, albeit mean. Smoochers.

[Moderator]

Yeah that's what they call it, and I think he's talking about the stripped thing that sits in front of some barber shops hon, not what your perverted little mind is thinking....

You wound me, Lori. With a last name such as my own, y'think I don't know what a barber pole is?

This is what they -- they who know such things -- call a "play on words".