Great Bumperstickers

[FrankChurch]

Holy shit, I was going to mention I saw that t-shirt here as well. How trippy is that? David needs to buy me one.

[David Loftus]

T-Shirt: "So this Irish man walks out of a bar . . .

Don't laugh! It could happen!"

[RocRizzo]

There's an anti-drug organization called DARE. It's an acronym that stands for drug abuse resistance education. They have their bumper stickers, which say, "DARE to keep kids off drugs."
I have one, that says "DARE to think for yourself," and looks like the original.

I have another one that says, "please take my flag off of your foreign car." I just love it when these faux-patriots have sixteen Chinese made American flags attached to their Korean made SUV, that have been blowing in the breeze since 1982, and look like a rag. As a matter of fact, I have told several that their flag is a disgrace, and should be given a proper burial. FYI, I drive a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am.


BTW-- Did you know that acronym SUV actually stands for Stupid Useless Vehicle?

[David Loftus]

"Don't make me come down there. -- God."

[paul]

Attached to some funky Hunydai. (I don't know how to spell it, I don't want to look it up and the spell check's got nothin'.)

"After the rapture, can I have your car?"

Lost it on that one.

[Moderator]

Gee, i dunno. I drive a Hyundai.

It looks like this: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:GenesisCoupeRed.JPG


Maybe I don't WANT your car....

[paul]

Aw, Steve. Pretty sure that one was aimed at the Rapture folks, not the Hyundai owner's self-deprecation.
Hell, it coulda been a BM and I still would love it.
Nice ride.

[Chuck Messer]

Two bumper stickers I'd like to make:

I'm Allergic to Stupid

Then there's a bumper sticker I've seen, probably created by a certain cult:

Psychiatry Kills

I'd like to make one in reply that says:

Cults Kill

Chuck

[paul]

Not a sticker but a T-shirt I saw a while ago. I was at work when a co-worker comes at me fast and says, real quiet but intense, "Paul, go look at the black t-shirt at register 5. Now, go now, before it's gone." So I saunter my way across the front and there was a portly thirty-something man with a mess of facial hair, a camouflage baseball cap buying a twelve pack of PBR. His shirt had an outline of an AK-47 (of this I am sure, this wasn't even an American made weapon) with the slogan Vote From The Rooftops.

Yeah, I was non-plussed as well.

And yet, I'm still not sure. Was he displaying his patriotism? Love of the 2nd amendment? Or, as I suspect, did he think it was a thoughtful 'message' that he vaguely thought was cool, without actually understanding and just completely ignorant of how asinine it made him look?

[Steve Evil]

Was he suggesting we shoot our elected representatives as they drive by? Gee. . .

[paul]

Was he suggesting we shoot our elected representatives as they drive by? Gee. . .

Dunno. I mean, I probably would have worn that during my proto-punk days when I was sixteen/eighteen, sure. I would have saved it and worn it on Nov. 22, just to be a dick. But on anyone older than that, it just reeks of a Nugent-y mentality, the kind some uninformed people think is oh-so-clever but is, in reality, not.

[FrankChurch]

I'M ONLY VISITING TEXAS

Giggle.

[Moderator]

Always buckle your seatbelt.

It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out the window.

[FrankChurch]

"Atheists don't make water into wine, they make wine into vinegar."

[Chuck Messer]

"Atheists don't make water into wine, they make wine into vinegar."

What, you don't like salad dressing? I like a nice Italian vinegarette. Ever try balsamic vinegar? Num-num.

That'd make a nice t-shirt or bumper sticker. "Cthulu loves you--With balsamic vinegar."

Chuck