Great Bumperstickers
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- FrankChurch
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Holy shit, I was going to mention I saw that t-shirt here as well. How trippy is that? David needs to buy me one.
- David Loftus
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T-Shirt: "So this Irish man walks out of a bar . . .
Don't laugh! It could happen!"
Don't laugh! It could happen!"
War is, at first, the hope that one will be better off; next, the expectation that the other fellow will be worse off; then, the satisfaction that he isn't any better off; and, finally, the surprise at everyone's being worse off. - Karl Kraus
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There's an anti-drug organization called DARE. It's an acronym that stands for drug abuse resistance education. They have their bumper stickers, which say, "DARE to keep kids off drugs."
I have one, that says "DARE to think for yourself," and looks like the original.
I have another one that says, "please take my flag off of your foreign car." I just love it when these faux-patriots have sixteen Chinese made American flags attached to their Korean made SUV, that have been blowing in the breeze since 1982, and look like a rag. As a matter of fact, I have told several that their flag is a disgrace, and should be given a proper burial. FYI, I drive a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am.
BTW-- Did you know that acronym SUV actually stands for Stupid Useless Vehicle?
I have one, that says "DARE to think for yourself," and looks like the original.
I have another one that says, "please take my flag off of your foreign car." I just love it when these faux-patriots have sixteen Chinese made American flags attached to their Korean made SUV, that have been blowing in the breeze since 1982, and look like a rag. As a matter of fact, I have told several that their flag is a disgrace, and should be given a proper burial. FYI, I drive a 2000 Pontiac Grand Am.
BTW-- Did you know that acronym SUV actually stands for Stupid Useless Vehicle?
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"Don't make me come down there. -- God."
War is, at first, the hope that one will be better off; next, the expectation that the other fellow will be worse off; then, the satisfaction that he isn't any better off; and, finally, the surprise at everyone's being worse off. - Karl Kraus
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Attached to some funky Hunydai. (I don't know how to spell it, I don't want to look it up and the spell check's got nothin'.)
"After the rapture, can I have your car?"
Lost it on that one.
"After the rapture, can I have your car?"
Lost it on that one.
The medium is the message.
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Gee, i dunno. I drive a Hyundai.
It looks like this: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:GenesisCoupeRed.JPG
Maybe I don't WANT your car....
It looks like this: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:GenesisCoupeRed.JPG
Maybe I don't WANT your car....
- I love to find adventure. All I need is a change of clothes, my Nikon, an open mind and a strong cup of coffee.
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Aw, Steve. Pretty sure that one was aimed at the Rapture folks, not the Hyundai owner's self-deprecation.
Hell, it coulda been a BM and I still would love it.
Nice ride.
Hell, it coulda been a BM and I still would love it.
Nice ride.
The medium is the message.
- Chuck Messer
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Two bumper stickers I'd like to make:
Then there's a bumper sticker I've seen, probably created by a certain cult:
I'd like to make one in reply that says:
Chuck
I'm Allergic to Stupid
Then there's a bumper sticker I've seen, probably created by a certain cult:
Psychiatry Kills
I'd like to make one in reply that says:
Cults Kill
Chuck
Some people are wedded to their ideology the way nuns are wed to God.
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Not a sticker but a T-shirt I saw a while ago. I was at work when a co-worker comes at me fast and says, real quiet but intense, "Paul, go look at the black t-shirt at register 5. Now, go now, before it's gone." So I saunter my way across the front and there was a portly thirty-something man with a mess of facial hair, a camouflage baseball cap buying a twelve pack of PBR. His shirt had an outline of an AK-47 (of this I am sure, this wasn't even an American made weapon) with the slogan Vote From The Rooftops.
Yeah, I was non-plussed as well.
And yet, I'm still not sure. Was he displaying his patriotism? Love of the 2nd amendment? Or, as I suspect, did he think it was a thoughtful 'message' that he vaguely thought was cool, without actually understanding and just completely ignorant of how asinine it made him look?
Yeah, I was non-plussed as well.
And yet, I'm still not sure. Was he displaying his patriotism? Love of the 2nd amendment? Or, as I suspect, did he think it was a thoughtful 'message' that he vaguely thought was cool, without actually understanding and just completely ignorant of how asinine it made him look?
The medium is the message.
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Was he suggesting we shoot our elected representatives as they drive by? Gee. . .
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Steve Evil wrote:Was he suggesting we shoot our elected representatives as they drive by? Gee. . .
Dunno. I mean, I probably would have worn that during my proto-punk days when I was sixteen/eighteen, sure. I would have saved it and worn it on Nov. 22, just to be a dick. But on anyone older than that, it just reeks of a Nugent-y mentality, the kind some uninformed people think is oh-so-clever but is, in reality, not.
The medium is the message.
- FrankChurch
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I'M ONLY VISITING TEXAS
Giggle.
Giggle.
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Always buckle your seatbelt.
It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out the window.
It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out the window.
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- FrankChurch
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"Atheists don't make water into wine, they make wine into vinegar."
- Chuck Messer
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"Atheists don't make water into wine, they make wine into vinegar."
What, you don't like salad dressing? I like a nice Italian vinegarette. Ever try balsamic vinegar? Num-num.
That'd make a nice t-shirt or bumper sticker. "Cthulu loves you--With balsamic vinegar."
Chuck
Some people are wedded to their ideology the way nuns are wed to God.
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